I…..don’t want a burger you guys. :(

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a headline from my perfect world

Cops are such losers.

How can you suck so bad at your job to 1: be threatened by a terrier
2: shoot yourself trying to kill the aforementioned terrier.

I mean, I’m glad you’re too dumb to shoot an innocent dog but how are you too much of a pussy to handle something a third of your size? You’re supposed to be trained to take down violent criminals and shit, you fucking loser.

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Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”

Oh my god! Poor rabbit!

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Fuck Israel, and fuck you too.

Stop “praying for Israel”. It’s not only a futile action itself, it wouldn’t even be necessary if it weren’t ridiculous. Seriously, in case you haven’t noticed, they aren’t exactly losing. Technically, they’re winning because they use overly brutal tactics and they are technologically superior in every way.

It’s ironic how a country made in reaction to one of the biggest humanitarian crises and war crimes of the twentieth century (also racism, if you seriously think the US did what it did because it just looooooved the Jews then, I suggest you look at the political climate of the 40s and realize you’re incredibly fucking wrong about that shit, sorry) would even begin to behave in the manner it does regarding this conflict. It’s clearly not just defending its territory, it’s also acting in an extremely expansionist and aggressive manner.

I would blow a load in my pants immediately at the sight of some UN troops rolling in and mediating this conflict, or performing sanctions against Israel for its obvious use of chemical warfare alongside the whole “steamrolling civilians with its military strength” thing. The United Nations is made exactly for this kind of thing. It was made after World War II exactly for these reasons. If your country or armed political faction thinks it’s a totally cool thing to commit war crimes to meet your ends, then it’s the UN’s job to police that shit. Not us alone.

Wouldn’t it actually make sense for the UN to deal with the monster it created? Maybe tell them to ramp this shit down JUST a tad, lest they get fucked the fuck up in a political and economic manner like they’ve never seen once in their entire god damn history as a power in the modern world?

Before everyone gets onto me for calling for the destruction of Israel, I’d like to add that the entire point of this post is to point out just how crazy this argument and that assumption actually is. Israel is a thing now, and I understand that there are aggressors fighting against them. Does that mean it’s okay to punish those Palestinians not involved? Is it too much to ask them to treat the protestors that are using peaceful methods with the same fucking respect? Do you set people on fire when they ding your car? Your Islamophobia is not a viable justification for genocide, just like Hitler’s racism wasn’t a justification for his. Palestinians didn’t cause 9/11, and your beliefs aren’t the only fucking beliefs in the fucking world, tragedy that it is.

On one hand, you’re actively supporting a regime responsible for some monstrous crimes. That being said, Israel is in no real fucking danger. They don’t need our fucking help massacring Palestinians, if that shit is your thing. You’re being ridiculous babies acting like they’re the victims at this point, if you’re going to support that shit, go all the fucking way then, you pussy. What are you, some kind of…pussy? The worst people justify violence by making themselves out to be the victim, whether they’re Al Qaeda or an officially recognized sovereign nation. So man the fuck up and at least admit that you get a boner when Muslim people die and stop acting like you’re some kind of fucking humanitarian.

On the other hand, when the fuck did it become America’s place to do any fucking thing regarding Israel anyway? Why the fuck do you feel the need to support these people? They let no one in or out of their country without extreme hassle, they’ve spent the last several decades developing weapons far more sophisticated than our own, and we’ve already proven that our intervention isn’t necessary in the slightest like four god damn times since we had a hand in making that god damn country now. What I’m getting at is that even if Israel weren’t committing horrible horrible crimes against people who don’t have much more defense than “rocks” and “signs”, why the fuck is it OUR place to support them? We’re currently in a recession, involved in two other countries, and are facing way more pressing issues than that anyway. There’s a whole god damn UN at Israel’s fucking disposal, and you’re pretending their well being depends on a country with a slowly deteriorating economy and an already split military. They could just as easily appeal to any other country, but NONE OF THEM ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM. It’s a waste of time and money to support Israel, so you’re dumb for that anyway.

All of that being said, fuck you, Israel. Your creation was a big middle finger from white people to the millions of not white people already settled in what you now call your borders, and pretending that you’re then victim doesn’t make you much better than your much hated former enemy, Adolf motherfucking Hitler. I can’t wait until you fuck up big enough to finally bring the real law of the world down on your warmongering ass, and until then, I’m going to fucking bed.

gif request - Bronn

Bronn is forever my favorite character

(Reblogged from stormborntargaryen)

Fooled them hoping to seem
Like a slave of evil but the product of greed and
It’s not a mass so be honest with me
We can’t afford to ignore that I’m the disease

Practical since we had to be and
When they were old they came back to me and they tried
Oh they tried

And when you follow through and wind up on your back
Looking up at those stars in the sky those white clouds have turned it black

Danger Mouse feat. Norah Jones - Black

Family Made Poisons and the Light of Acceptance

Everyone always talks about how you’re nothing without family. Most of us, however, seem to completely overlook the facts that make up the reality of some of the more unfortunate men and women of the world. .

What is someone supposed to do when his family seeks to sow discord into your very perception of the world and yourself? They stand by and let the others push you and pry at you until you can’t even remember an act of unprovoked love? Time moves on and on, and you have no idea what real love even feels like. The family is an act, and the love was riddled with lies and false happiness. You slowly realize you’ve been filled with nothing your entire life. 

Then the seeds of doubt are sown in the mind. The lie is forcibly maintained to reinforce a warped world view. Loneliness creeps into the structure and a man becomes trapped in the domestic prison he was grown into.

What does someone do when their own family is the thing that causes them most of the destruction, sorrow, pain, and sadness that they’ve felt in their life?

His family doesn’t have to be the thing that controls him. His family doesn’t have to benefit from the fruits of his labors in life, only to leave him empty and alone at the end of the day. If the only thing they have to offer him is misery and confinement, then he must begin to make his own way. He sees the world as only a larger prison and almost loses hope until he spots a silhouette in the distance. That silhouette approaches and extends their hand in friendship. His new friend sees right through him and into every dark corner of his existence and seeing it all exposed in the light, accepts, and even grows to love who he is. 

The silhouette is now illuminated, and they smiled. At last, the man who walked burdened and alone in the dark shadows of his mind finally felt acceptance and he began to smile back at this person, realizing something he’d been forced to miss all along. 

He wasn’t alone, and he hadn’t ever been. This person not only saw him for the fact of who he was, they appreciated him all the more for being exactly that person.

As his new friend began to embrace him, he began to feel as if they had always been there. The man hugged back, gazing out and smiling at nothing for the first time he’d ever remembered. 


…I’ve Friends Who Can Prove This Right LOL

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