I’ve noticed convenience store clerks always suggest random items to go alongside your purchase. It’s kind of like, how Amazon will suggest a love mace if you buy some massage lotion or something.
Anyway, today I got a bottle of water, and some sleeping pills, and as usual, I was high.
"Need a bag of Doritos with that?"Still said no. It’s the thought that counts though, so thanks, Sprint. Moral of he story? Stay away from Doritos, kids. They’ll ruin your aspirations and make your hands all dusty.