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You know sometimes

It’s not even that I hate writing the paper. It’s that the restrictive nature of WHAT I can write it on exactly. Only covering the first half of the class pretty much restricts me to writing a paper about religious defenses of the institution of slavery. I’m so sick of teachers asking me to explain why religion impeded social progress for a hundred years. 

Fuck school. I’m going to be a janitor. Fuck you guys.

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annabellehector:

DUH

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xsatanslittlehelperx:

The “harmless” drug that takes the lives of thousands yearly.

thousands of families are destroyed and killed so YOU can enjoy your high..

Lol. This is so fucking stupid.
Support legalization then. The cartel sure as fuck doesn’t. Besides, me not getting high stops nothing. Fuck you.

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10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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breebree123fuck:

lostinthethreads:

emprezj:

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

The ones who truly care will. This I guarantee. 

Everyone should be reblogging this. If not you’re soul is full of soot.. 

why is there not more notes than this?


So is reblogging like an “all of the above” answer or am I actually confirming that I am an asexual automaton?

breebree123fuck:

lostinthethreads:

emprezj:

liquid-meth-addict:

I wonder how many will actually reblog…

The ones who truly care will. This I guarantee. 

Everyone should be reblogging this. If not you’re soul is full of soot.. 

why is there not more notes than this?

So is reblogging like an “all of the above” answer or am I actually confirming that I am an asexual automaton?

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