(Reblogged from line-james)

Adebisi takes prison rioting very seriously.

(Reblogged from miss-oreily)

Decided the Roger from American Dad is my spirit animal

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(Reblogged from fyamericandad)

fuckyeahrogersmith:

American Dad - 5x10

Don’t Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth.

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r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

(Source: kungfusnowqueen)

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ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cunicular:

im gonna puke

I think I just heard my vagina make the windows closing down sound

Lol. Kinda like that typical jail cell door closing noise?
*SLAM*

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cunicular:

im gonna puke

I think I just heard my vagina make the windows closing down sound

Lol. Kinda like that typical jail cell door closing noise?

*SLAM*

(Reblogged from ilivetospiteyou)

It’s like she knows or something

I’ve noticed convenience store clerks always suggest random items to go alongside your purchase. It’s kind of like, how Amazon will suggest a love mace if you buy some massage lotion or something.

Anyway, today I got a bottle of water, and some sleeping pills, and as usual, I was high.

"Need a bag of Doritos with that?"

Still said no. It’s the thought that counts though, so thanks, Sprint. Moral of he story? Stay away from Doritos, kids. They’ll ruin your aspirations and make your hands all dusty.

mizvett:

This mayor!

This guy.

(Source: sandandglass)

(Reblogged from turnleftforcake)